Sorry, I Can't Make it, I Have To Take Care of My Wine Crewneck Sweatshirt/ in-person
Category: Sweatshirt
Skip the excuses and wear your priorities on your sleeve—or rather, your chest. This cozy crewneck sweatshirt celebrates the universal truth that wine care is serious business. Perfect for wine lovers with a sense of humor, it's soft, comfortable, and makes a hilarious statement. Whether you're lounging at home or heading out, this playful piece lets everyone know exactly where your heart (and your evening) is headed.
This mid-weight crewneck sweatshirt is all about quiet comfort and lasting wear. The clean, tubular-knit construction gives a smooth silhouette and reduces fabric waste, while the 50/50 cotton–poly blend (with heather options at 60/40) balances breathability and cozy warmth. Reinforced double-needle stitching at stress points keeps the shape through frequent wear. Soft ribbed collar and cuffs hold their form; a tear-away label prevents itch. Ethically sourced cotton and OEKO‑TEX dyes mean you get comfort with conscientious manufacturing.
Product features
- Tubular knit, seamless sides for a smooth look and reduced fabric waste
- 50/50 cotton–poly medium‑heavy weight (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Double‑needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs
- Ribbed knit collar and cuffs with tear‑away label for comfort and shape retention
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
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