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Welcome To The Sh*t Show That Is Parenthood (So Much Poop)

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$4.07 $5.5 In stock

Category: Greeting Cards

Welcome To The Sh*t Show That Is Parenthood (So Much Poop) Greeting Card

  • This listing is for one A2 Greeting Card with envelope. 
    Outside: Hand-drawn Welcome To The Sh*t Show That Is Parenthood (So Much Poop) Greeting Card, Digitally Printed 
    Inside: Blank

    MEASUREMENTS
    Card: 
    4.25 inches by 5.5 inches folded
    5.5 inches by 8.5 inches 
    Envelope: 
    4 3/8 inches by 5 3/4

    THE DETAILS:
    ♥ Card + Envelope
    ♥ Shop logo printed on the back of card
    ♥ Blank inside card
    ♥ Printed on heavy bright white cardstock
    ♥ Made with love


    SHIPPING DETAILS:
    We ship all cards through USPS
    For Standard shipping - please allow 4-10 days for delivery
    For Priority Mail - please allow 2-4 days for delivery

    ABOUT
    Pretty Peacock Paperie is a boutique stationery company located in Winter Park, FL. We create custom invitations, social stationery and greeting cards. We believe that your life’s moments should be commemorated in style. Life is a party, your stationery should be one too!
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Customer Reviews (5.0 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Ava O. ★★★★★

The hand-drawn artwork on the outside is exactly the kind of dark humor that made me laugh out loud the second I pulled it from the envelope, and the A2 size fits perfectly in a standard mailbox without any crushing. My friend who just had twins texted me a photo of it on her fridge, which says more

Matthew ★★★★★

The card is a standard A2 size but the hand-drawn art on the outside made me snort-laugh when I opened the envelope. My cousin got a kick out of the crude but perfect drawing.

Abigail H. ★★★★★

Sent this to my best friend who just had her second kid and she laughed so hard she nearly cried. The hand-drawn font on the outside is perfectly messy without being sloppy, and the A2 size with envelope made it feel like a proper card, not a flimsy afterthought. Definitely the right way to say "I s